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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
www.addic7ed.com

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You're really smart, Ernie, and so funny.

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I never thought I'd have this much
fun working on a physics project.

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Ooh, Ernie's on fire.

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If you liked working with me,

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next time, you should
partner up with Danny Haifetz.

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He's really smart and funny.

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And he's been extinguished.

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So if you wanna talk about the project,

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or you just wanna talk, about
anything, any time, call me.

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That's okay. I'll just see you at school.

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Boy, what is wrong with you?

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I have flat feet, astigmatism, and
I lack definition in my calves.

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And in your brain.

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You cannot see that Akina
was flirting with you?

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I wish my cell signal was that strong.

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KC, I know you're an expert on dating
because you've had one boyfriend,

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for five minutes, but a girl that
cute would never be interested in me.

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Because you have no self-confidence, bro.

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Ugh. That boy's got a real problem.

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You right. You won't find
his calves in a dictionary,

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because they've got no definition.

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I'm talking about his lack of self-esteem.

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I don't know where he gets that from.

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Please. That boy is a lost cause.

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And mystery solved.

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I need to do something to build him up.

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You don't have time. You got the Monroe
mission, and you're running point.

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Wait, Dad, here's an idea.

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What if I let Ernie think that he's
in charge of the Monroe mission?

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Then that'll help his confidence.

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So you actually wanna let
Ernie think he's in charge

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to make him feel better about himself?

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Well, yeah. It works
when Mom does it to you.

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Hey!

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Yeah, it does.

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(Laughs)

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? Oh, when danger comes for you ?

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? You know I'll stand beside you ?

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? 'Cause ain't nobody
keep things hustle cool ?

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? I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire ?

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? Don't tell nobody, tell nobody ?

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? I'm not perfect ?

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? So many things I wanna tell you ?

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? But I, I, I, I keep it undercover ?

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? Livin' my life, no way to learn ?

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? Doin' my thing, gonna make it work ?

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? Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ?

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? But I always got your back ?

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? Nobody can do it like I can ?

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? I gotta find out who I am ?

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? Ain't got to worry about me ?

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? It's all part of the plan ?

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I keep it undercover.

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I keep it undercover.

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Bro, I know you're gonna do absolutely
great leading this mission.

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It should be pretty easy though.

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All we gotta do is break
into Nelson Monroe's condo,

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get the SD card containing all the
crucial information, and then get out.

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That is the standard procedure.

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But where's the pizzazz?

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The creativity?

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The... wow factor?

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Ernie, is that a...

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Handmade scale model of Monroe's condo,

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built entirely with Popsicle sticks?

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Yes. Yes, it is.

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Now, while I'm here, you'll be
across the street on the roof

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of the next building.
When I give the signal,

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you'll get into the waiting helicopter

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and then parachute over
to this building here.

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See, I love... love, love, love, the
direction you're going with this.

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I really do.

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But maybe I could just
offer a little itty-bitty

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bit of feedback. Maybe we should keep
the mission simple, and on budget,

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and in reality.

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KC, KC, KC.

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Small-minded,
can't-think-out-of-the-box KC.

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No wonder the Organization
wanted me to lead this mission.

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You're past your prime.

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Outdated. Off fleek.

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Clearly, they want some fresh blood.

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Yeah, you're right. They
want some fresh blood.

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And if you don't chill,
they're gonna get some.

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And that's the great
tour. You got everything?

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That's the section where
people drop off donations,

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that's where we categorize and sort things,

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and over here is the section where we prepare
food parcels for pick-up or delivery.

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Perfect.

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Which section would you like to work in?

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Inventory. I hate to brag,

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but I probably have one of the
best organized closets in town.

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I could arrange the food by
color, season, or style.

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You're cool, Marisa.

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I'm really glad you decided to volunteer.

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You're a lot of fun.

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Really? If you weren't my boss, I'd
think you were about to ask me out.

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We're volunteers; I'm not your boss.

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In that case, I'm free any time.

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- I'm thinking tomorrow.
- I'm thinking I'm there.

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Cool. Well, my shift's up. I better go.

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I'm just gonna grab one of these.

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Is that allowed?

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I'm not usually a huge stickler on rules.

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In fact, I wasn't allowed at school today
because I broke about five of them,

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but isn't that for the (
whispers) less fortunate?

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Yeah, it is. I'm not just a volunteer.

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I'm also one of the (
whispers) less fortunate.

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You are?

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You are. Congrats.

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I mean, that's cool.

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(Stammering)

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Not cool. I meant to say...

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It's okay, Marisa.

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My family's had a tough time this year,

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but we're digging our way out,
and the food bank's really helped.

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That's why I volunteer. I wanna give back.

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Good to know.

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Not that it matters. Why would it?

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Who cares? Doesn't matter to me.

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<i>I mean, it doesn't not matter to me.</i>

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I do care. I'm a human being not a monster.

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Okay, see ya tomorrow.

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First, we'll take a bus to Roanoke.

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Smart move, son.

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Yeah. Very smart.

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Except, um, the mission
is in downtown D.C.,

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so why would we go all the way to Roanoke?

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That's what our enemies will be
asking if they try to follow us.

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I like where your head's at.

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So, we'll take a bus to Roanoke,
cab it over to the metro,

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we go three stops, and
then start walking back.

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Very inventive.

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Yes, and the award for most inventive,

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yet completely unnecessary
effort goes to...

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Ernie Cooper.

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KC, you've been challenging
every decision I make.

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You leave me no choice but
to put you in my report.

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Ernie's log, regarding KC Cooper.

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Insubordination, bad attitude,

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unwillingness to parachute
out of a moving helicopter.

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Tell it like it is, son.

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Really? The kid's 15, and now
you decide to encourage him?

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It was your idea to build him up.

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I was just going along with it.

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But if we're being honest, Craig's
log, regarding KC Cooper.

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I knew this was a bad idea.

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Hey, Ernie, did you get the SD card?

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Yes. Yes, I did.

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Mission accomplished.

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You may now congratulate me.

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Okay. You know what? Good work.

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I have to admit that I
was a little skeptical

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when the Organization put
you in charge of the mission,

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but you definitely proved yourself.

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Yes. Yes, I did.

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Now we just have to sneak into
the air conditioning ducts,

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grab the rappelling gear I hid in there,

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belly crawl three floors up to the
roof, rappel down, commandeer a car,

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and hightail it back to Roanoke.

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Or... maybe we could use the
elevator that's right here.

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- Ernie, give me the card.
- I got it.

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Ernie, give me the card.

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(Gasps)

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I think someone has
forgotten that I am up here,

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and you are... (Clicks tongue)

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way down here.

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So when I say jump, you say how high.

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Jump.

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- How high?
- Hey, give that back!

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(Both arguing)

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Well, look at that.

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Thanks to you, now the SD card is...
(Clicks tongue) way down there.

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Well, did you find the card?

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Yes, Ernie.

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I just enjoy sticking my
head inside of a trash chute

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because it smells so delightful.

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It just doesn't get any better than this.

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(Trash clattering in chute)

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Look at that.

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It just got better.

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KC, we're on a mission.

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Snack on your time, not mine.

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Now, I'm guessing that
this trash chute goes

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all the way down to the dumpster.

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Really? So the trash doesn't just magically

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defy the laws of gravity
and float up to the roof?

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Ernie's log, regarding guess who.

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Snarky, snarky, snarky.

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I don't even know why I...

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Instead of arguing, let's
just go down to the...

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Dumpster!

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And find the card. I said
it first, so it was my idea!

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Okay...

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Boss.

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- (Cell phone rings)
- Hi, Marisa.

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You keep your phone on during missions?

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Tsk tsk tsk. Ernie's log.

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Hey, Marisa, I'm kinda in the
middle of something, so what's up?

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There's this guy I volunteer with,
Adam, and he's really, really cute.

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Marisa, quickly.

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Okay, so this volunteer guy asked me out,

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and that's great, but he
doesn't just work here.

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He also gets food here because
his family is struggling.

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That makes me feel good on one hand,

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because they need it, but bad on the other,

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because they need it and, I don't know.

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It's like I have no idea what that's like.

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Is he nice to you?

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- Yeah.
- Is he cute?

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- Oh, yeah.
- Ugh, he sounds horrible.

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If I were you, I would run away
from him as fast as possible.

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So you're saying it doesn't matter.

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I'm saying listen to your heart.

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Not literally, Marisa.

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I knew that.

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Great. It's empty, just
like the one in the basement.

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Oh, no, actually, there's
a family of rats in here.

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- (Rats squeaking)
- There's a family of rats in here!

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Where's all the garbage?

221
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I'm guessing in that garbage truck.

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Great, along with the SD card.

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We have to follow that truck.

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Really? Just follow it,

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because that seems like it's
missing a little... wow factor.

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Maybe we should, I don't know,

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take a flight to Morocco, ride a
camel three stops to the border,

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and then take a magic carpet ride
all the way back to Roanoke.

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- I don't like your attitude.
- Stick it in your report.

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Boy, I am starving.

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Yeah, me, too. Everything
looks really good.

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Order whatever you want. My treat.

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(Stammering) Your treat?

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You know what?

235
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I haven't decided yet. You go.

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I'll have a slice and an iced tea.

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And I will have the... water.

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From the tap.

239
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I'm actually not that hungry.

240
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You just said you were starving.

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I know, but I totally forgot I ate a
huge meal right before I came here.

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Not huge. Reasonable.

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I ate my fair share of a meal.

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Don't wanna be
all... nom-nom-nom.

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More food for me!

246
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(Nervous laughter) You know.

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No, not really. She'll take a slice.

248
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Actually, make it two.
I really am starving.

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00:13:01,884 --> 00:13:04,485
(Cell phone rings)

250
00:13:04,487 --> 00:13:06,320
What's up, KC?

251
00:13:06,322 --> 00:13:09,056
I'm in the middle of something
really important right here.

252
00:13:09,058 --> 00:13:12,727
Do you remember that one thing I said

253
00:13:12,729 --> 00:13:14,128
when you and Mom brought
Ernie home from the hospital?

254
00:13:14,130 --> 00:13:15,429
Yeah, well, I was right.

255
00:13:15,431 --> 00:13:17,165
He's ruining everything!

256
00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:19,934
He lost the card.

257
00:13:19,936 --> 00:13:22,336
KC, the Organization needs that card.

258
00:13:22,338 --> 00:13:26,507
There's a field agent in
Istanbul waiting for that intel.

259
00:13:26,509 --> 00:13:30,011
If he doesn't get it, his cover could
be blown, and he could be eliminated.

260
00:13:30,013 --> 00:13:32,146
Okay, let's talk hypothetical, all right.

261
00:13:32,148 --> 00:13:34,148
I mean, is this agent super likeable,

262
00:13:34,150 --> 00:13:36,918
or is he someone we could turn our backs on

263
00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:39,187
and maybe he could
figure it out for himself?

264
00:13:40,756 --> 00:13:42,590
KC!

265
00:13:42,592 --> 00:13:44,992
Okay. Fine. I'll handle it.

266
00:13:44,994 --> 00:13:48,329
(Stammering) It's not completely lost.

267
00:13:48,331 --> 00:13:52,033
We actually narrowed it down
to one specific location.

268
00:13:52,035 --> 00:13:54,035
Good. Find it, bring it in.

269
00:13:54,037 --> 00:13:55,169
<i>Got it.</i>

270
00:13:55,171 --> 00:13:57,305
I know it's in here.

271
00:13:57,307 --> 00:13:59,006
Somewhere.

272
00:14:18,293 --> 00:14:20,461
We need to find that SD card, KC.

273
00:14:20,463 --> 00:14:21,996
Keep digging.

274
00:14:21,998 --> 00:14:23,497
You know what I would dig?

275
00:14:23,499 --> 00:14:25,366
If you would get off your butt and help me.

276
00:14:25,368 --> 00:14:27,235
Oh, I'm sorry. Do you
want to make a scale model

277
00:14:27,237 --> 00:14:29,403
of the garbage dump out of Popsicle sticks?

278
00:14:29,405 --> 00:14:33,407
I swear, if the next words out
of your mouth are "Ernie's log,"

279
00:14:33,409 --> 00:14:35,009
I will actually hit you with a log.

280
00:14:35,011 --> 00:14:38,646
I will dig through this garbage,
find a log, and mark my words,

281
00:14:38,648 --> 00:14:40,114
I will hit you with it.

282
00:14:45,053 --> 00:14:48,055
(Whispering) Ernie's log, supplemental.

283
00:14:48,057 --> 00:14:52,026
KC threatening physical violence. Ow!

284
00:14:52,028 --> 00:14:53,728
I warned you.

285
00:14:55,230 --> 00:14:59,200
Ugh. It could not get any worse.

286
00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:01,836
(Crows cawing)

287
00:15:08,277 --> 00:15:10,177
- Guess it can.
- KC!

288
00:15:10,179 --> 00:15:12,179
This isn't a petting zoo.

289
00:15:12,181 --> 00:15:14,916
Look, can I be honest with you?

290
00:15:14,918 --> 00:15:17,919
I've worked very hard on this mission,

291
00:15:17,921 --> 00:15:21,122
and I'm truly disappointed
that, at every turn,

292
00:15:21,124 --> 00:15:24,258
you've been nothing but
an obstacle to my success.

293
00:15:24,260 --> 00:15:26,694
What is it, KC?

294
00:15:26,696 --> 00:15:28,729
Is it jealousy?

295
00:15:28,731 --> 00:15:31,198
Is that what's really going on here?

296
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:36,304
You know, Ernie, I am so glad to
see that you are so confident.

297
00:15:36,306 --> 00:15:38,306
Maybe, just maybe, you're
a little too confident.

298
00:15:38,308 --> 00:15:43,311
Because if you haven't noticed,
your mission is a giant fail.

299
00:15:43,313 --> 00:15:44,912
Because of you.

300
00:15:44,914 --> 00:15:48,316
And the Organization will know that
because it's all in my report.

301
00:15:48,318 --> 00:15:50,117
News flash, Ernie.

302
00:15:50,119 --> 00:15:52,053
No one cares about your
stupid little report.

303
00:15:52,055 --> 00:15:54,221
And no one's ever gonna hear
your stupid little report

304
00:15:54,223 --> 00:15:57,491
because no one is expecting you
to write a stupid little report.

305
00:15:57,493 --> 00:16:00,161
Guess what. The Organization
didn't put you in charge

306
00:16:00,163 --> 00:16:01,996
of this mission, Ernie. I did.

307
00:16:01,998 --> 00:16:03,397
I'm the one that put you
in charge of this mission,

308
00:16:03,399 --> 00:16:05,933
because I wanted to help you
with your self-confidence.

309
00:16:05,935 --> 00:16:10,271
So please, go ahead. Tell me all
about your stupid little report.

310
00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:14,041
I would love to hear it... never!

311
00:16:19,514 --> 00:16:21,215
(Crows cawing)

312
00:16:24,619 --> 00:16:29,256
Wow. I guess it's just open
season to poop on Ernie.

313
00:16:34,262 --> 00:16:35,329
You know what? I got it.

314
00:16:35,331 --> 00:16:36,197
I asked you out; it's on me.

315
00:16:36,199 --> 00:16:38,833
Yeah, but I am a feminist.

316
00:16:38,835 --> 00:16:40,968
You don't need to try to buy my affection.

317
00:16:40,970 --> 00:16:42,970
I'm not trying to buy your affection.

318
00:16:42,972 --> 00:16:45,272
I'm trying to buy you a slice of pizza.

319
00:16:45,274 --> 00:16:46,841
- But you can't afford it.
- But I can. I have a part-time job.

320
00:16:46,843 --> 00:16:48,509
That money should go to help your family.

321
00:16:48,511 --> 00:16:49,910
That's really not your call.

322
00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:53,514
So we'll split it?

323
00:16:55,317 --> 00:16:58,119
Look, Adam, I'm so sorry.

324
00:16:58,121 --> 00:16:59,687
I don't know what's wrong with me.

325
00:16:59,689 --> 00:17:02,323
I'm not usually like this.

326
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:06,794
Um, just, I've never dated someone in your...
economic situation.

327
00:17:06,796 --> 00:17:08,896
I know that sounds terrible.

328
00:17:08,898 --> 00:17:10,364
I shouldn't even call it that.

329
00:17:10,366 --> 00:17:12,199
Why not? I am in an economic situation.

330
00:17:12,201 --> 00:17:14,235
And so are you.

331
00:17:14,237 --> 00:17:16,637
Your economic situation just
happens to be better than mine.

332
00:17:16,639 --> 00:17:18,672
I know. I know.

333
00:17:18,674 --> 00:17:20,875
I have lived a disgustingly
privileged life.

334
00:17:20,877 --> 00:17:23,210
It's not my fault I was born the
daughter of two over-achievers,

335
00:17:23,212 --> 00:17:25,312
but I am doing my best to break the cycle.

336
00:17:25,314 --> 00:17:27,014
Marisa.

337
00:17:27,016 --> 00:17:29,650
Chill.

338
00:17:29,652 --> 00:17:32,053
It doesn't matter how much
or how little you have.

339
00:17:32,055 --> 00:17:34,488
It's about who you are, and you're cool.

340
00:17:34,490 --> 00:17:37,691
You care about others
and you're giving back.

341
00:17:37,693 --> 00:17:39,827
I like that about you.

342
00:17:39,829 --> 00:17:42,063
Thanks.

343
00:17:42,065 --> 00:17:44,632
This is something new I'm trying.

344
00:17:46,401 --> 00:17:49,270
Okay, fine, you can pay. This time.

345
00:17:49,272 --> 00:17:50,738
Thank you.

346
00:17:52,407 --> 00:17:54,408
So what do you wanna do now?

347
00:17:54,410 --> 00:17:56,444
Go to the movies or play mini golf?

348
00:17:56,446 --> 00:17:58,012
What, do you think I'm made of money?

349
00:18:01,883 --> 00:18:03,350
Oh, hey, look at that.

350
00:18:03,352 --> 00:18:06,253
That's the third Justin Bieber
T-shirt I've seen out here.

351
00:18:06,255 --> 00:18:08,022
I can't Belieb it.

352
00:18:09,291 --> 00:18:11,625
Come on, bro, that was funny. Lighten up.

353
00:18:11,627 --> 00:18:14,361
So what exactly was your plan, KC?

354
00:18:14,363 --> 00:18:16,197
To make me feel like garbage?

355
00:18:16,199 --> 00:18:18,132
Because thanks to you, I do.

356
00:18:18,134 --> 00:18:19,900
And no, not just because
I'm standing in it.

357
00:18:19,902 --> 00:18:22,703
Look, bro, I was just trying to help you.

358
00:18:22,705 --> 00:18:24,071
Who asked you?

359
00:18:24,073 --> 00:18:25,306
I didn't need your help.

360
00:18:25,308 --> 00:18:27,541
I'm just as good an agent as you are.

361
00:18:27,543 --> 00:18:30,878
In fact, I might be better
if I ever got a real chance.

362
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,913
Okay, come on, bro,
let's not kid ourselves.

363
00:18:32,915 --> 00:18:34,381
You're just not as strong as I am.

364
00:18:34,383 --> 00:18:36,050
In what way?

365
00:18:36,052 --> 00:18:40,754
Uh, mentally, physically,
personal hygiene-ally.

366
00:18:40,756 --> 00:18:44,291
Uh, pretty much everything.

367
00:18:44,293 --> 00:18:46,560
- Pick your area.
- What are you saying?

368
00:18:46,562 --> 00:18:48,295
I'm saying I'm a better agent than you.

369
00:18:48,297 --> 00:18:50,498
- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am.

370
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,666
Oh, really?

371
00:18:52,668 --> 00:18:54,768
Bring it.

372
00:18:54,770 --> 00:18:57,505
Okay, bro, come on. Cut it out.

373
00:18:57,507 --> 00:18:59,640
Bring it.

374
00:18:59,642 --> 00:19:02,042
I am not fighting my little brother.

375
00:19:07,516 --> 00:19:11,252
Is that all you got? I said bring it.

376
00:19:12,521 --> 00:19:14,421
Okay. Okay.

377
00:19:14,423 --> 00:19:16,390
You know what? You asked for it, junior.

378
00:19:22,531 --> 00:19:23,998
Yeah!

379
00:19:40,348 --> 00:19:41,982
I am in 50 feet of garbage,

380
00:19:41,984 --> 00:19:44,451
and that is still the worst
thing I have ever smelled.

381
00:19:47,556 --> 00:19:50,624
Why you hitting yourself?
Why you hitting yourself?

382
00:19:53,228 --> 00:19:55,329
You asked for it.

383
00:19:55,331 --> 00:19:57,531
Don't you dare.

384
00:19:57,533 --> 00:19:59,300
It's Wet Willie time.

385
00:20:00,535 --> 00:20:04,371
Wet Willie, Wet Willie.

386
00:20:04,373 --> 00:20:06,807
(Both laughing)

387
00:20:15,217 --> 00:20:18,986
Why? Why would you lie to me?

388
00:20:18,988 --> 00:20:21,422
Bro, I'm sorry I lied to you.

389
00:20:21,424 --> 00:20:23,324
It's just that I was trying to help you.

390
00:20:23,326 --> 00:20:26,193
So in other words, you
think I'm so pathetic

391
00:20:26,195 --> 00:20:29,897
that the only way I can accomplish
something is if you pretend that I do?

392
00:20:29,899 --> 00:20:31,498
No, I don't think you're pathetic.

393
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:33,701
You think you're pathetic.

394
00:20:33,703 --> 00:20:35,936
And honestly, that's a little pathetic.

395
00:20:35,938 --> 00:20:38,505
- What are you talking about?
- Akina.

396
00:20:38,507 --> 00:20:41,008
She was ready to pick up
whatever you were putting down,

397
00:20:41,010 --> 00:20:43,377
but the only thing you were
putting down was yourself.

398
00:20:43,379 --> 00:20:45,613
You can't expect anyone to
believe in you if you don't.

399
00:20:45,615 --> 00:20:48,782
- You know what? Call her.
- What?

400
00:20:48,784 --> 00:20:51,885
You heard me. Call Akina
right now and ask her out.

401
00:20:51,887 --> 00:20:56,457
I would if someone hadn't thrown
my phone into a pile of garbage.

402
00:21:05,867 --> 00:21:08,402
Please don't answer. Please don't answer.

403
00:21:08,404 --> 00:21:09,770
Please don't...

404
00:21:09,772 --> 00:21:11,438
Akina.

405
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,607
Hi. It's Ernie.

406
00:21:13,609 --> 00:21:18,479
Uh, I was just wondering if you
wanted to go out with me sometime.

407
00:21:19,581 --> 00:21:21,548
You would? Great!

408
00:21:21,550 --> 00:21:26,453
Just to clarify, you do know
this is Ernie Cooper, right?

409
00:21:27,656 --> 00:21:30,457
Uh, okay. See you at school.

410
00:21:33,061 --> 00:21:35,663
Wow. My little brother's got a date.

411
00:21:35,665 --> 00:21:39,566
And I am knee deep in what
I am praying is pudding.

412
00:21:39,568 --> 00:21:42,069
How did this become my life?

413
00:21:42,071 --> 00:21:43,737
Sh.

414
00:21:46,074 --> 00:21:47,574
Wait a minute. Is that...

415
00:21:47,576 --> 00:21:49,510
The SD card's in its mouth.

416
00:21:49,512 --> 00:21:51,245
Okay, okay, okay.

417
00:21:51,247 --> 00:21:54,315
Hey, little birdy. Hey, little birdy.

418
00:21:55,283 --> 00:21:57,618
(Screaming)

419
00:21:57,620 --> 00:22:00,688
Okay, that works, too.

420
00:22:00,690 --> 00:22:02,356
Aha!

421
00:22:02,358 --> 00:22:05,125
I got it. I got it.

422
00:22:05,127 --> 00:22:06,493
Nice work, bro.

423
00:22:06,495 --> 00:22:08,462
You know what?

424
00:22:08,464 --> 00:22:10,130
You're a good sister.

425
00:22:10,132 --> 00:22:11,665
Thanks, bro.

426
00:22:11,667 --> 00:22:13,867
Maybe you should hold on to this.

427
00:22:13,869 --> 00:22:17,237
- No, man, you got it.
- Okay.

428
00:22:20,642 --> 00:22:24,111
KC's log. Single-handedly
retrieved SD card.

429
00:22:24,113 --> 00:22:26,246
(Crow cawing)

430
00:22:31,353 --> 00:22:33,854
KC's log, supplemental.

431
00:22:33,856 --> 00:22:35,889
Ernie helped.

432
00:22:42,163 --> 00:22:43,897
Thanks for coming over, Akina.

433
00:22:43,899 --> 00:22:45,566
I had a great time hanging out with you.

434
00:22:45,568 --> 00:22:47,901
So far, so good.

435
00:22:47,903 --> 00:22:50,070
I had fun hanging with you, too.

436
00:22:50,072 --> 00:22:51,672
And talking to you.

437
00:22:51,674 --> 00:22:54,174
And watching a movie with you.

438
00:22:54,176 --> 00:22:58,712
I guess there's only one thing left to do.

439
00:22:58,714 --> 00:23:00,781
Look at Ernie stepping up to the plate.

440
00:23:05,687 --> 00:23:08,522
See ya at school tomorrow.

441
00:23:08,524 --> 00:23:10,758
Come on!

442
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:13,060
That boy ain't never gonna
move out of this house.

443
00:23:15,163 --> 00:23:16,563
<i>Rob, your name's on TV.</i>

444
00:23:16,613 --> 00:23:21,163
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